knightress the alien. A Dark Aura production.



It was a dark night in the cornfields. When dark knight paladin was serving his punishment of sleeping in a cornfield for 3 nights. He was sleeping there, when out of nowhere came a flying saucer. It was piloted by creepy aliens. The one in charge was knightress the second in command was Chuck Norris. They beam up dark knight paladin and started to probe him for hours till they got bored. Then they created a few crop circles to piss of farmers then they wiped dark knight paladin's memorys and dropped him on the ground head first. He forgot all about it and all he remembers is sounds of knightress saying"Get the anal probe.". FIN.

Chuck Norris was on that alien ship that probed Dark knight paladin. He got angry for a sec and started to make crop circles. He went zigzagging and crossing. Then when he was done he flew up high and dropped Dark knight paladin on his head. The next day on the news. They showed the crop circles from high up. They didn't know what it said, It look like this.

NEVER PISS OFF CHUCK NORRIS
They still can't explain it till this day.

Thats weird isnt it i never though chuck noris would be an alien or is he?

Chuck Norris is all powerful. He is God.

i want to hear a story about darain pick on him for a while