My next one will be Darian and the Burrito.

It was a dark and stormy night when Darian went out to eat. He went to several different places, but couldn't find anything to eat. Then he came across a strange wonderer holding a big bean burrito. Darain asked if he could buy the burrito and the merchant said," Sure, but first you have tell all your friends you hate and to go away. The next day he did and Dark Aura stole his pants. Then when he went back to tell the wanderer he did, but he was no where to be found. In his place there was the burrito. So Darian picked it up and ate it. He had gas all week. Now he knows why the merchant made him tell everyone that he hates them. He lit a match to smoke a cigarette. KABOOM!